Little Joe Cartwright rode on a beautiful day when suddenly he heard a strange screaming. The young Cartwright came into action right away and rode towards the screaming. When he came at the spot of calamity Joe was very amazed about what he found. It wasn’t a girl like he thought but a pig. As gallant as he was Joe dismounted and he kneeled down near the pig.
“Can I help you?”, he asked carefully.
Then he thought: ‘What am I just a crazy person to talk to a pig. The animal doesn’t say anything back anyway.’
“Of course you can help me. You always must help a lady like Moi!”, the pig said snappy.
Joe shook and went a few passes backwards. He made his revolver ready to shoot but then he discovered how attractive she was.
“Sorry, I didn’t know that you could talk”, Joe apologized himself.
“Of course I can talk! Just get me out of here and be quick with it!”, the pig snapped.
With a heavy push the pig came out of the mud.
“So, you are out of it and do not go lying in the mud anymore. I am Joe Cartwright. Who are you?”, asked Joe.
“I am Miss Piggy”, the somewhat arrogant pig said.
She shook with her head so that her hairdo was sitting excellent again. Then the sparkle flew over between the both of them.
“I am all alone because my Kermie has ran out of me. We got a row about nothing and then he left me here behind”, said Miss Piggy.
“And Kermie is your boyfriend?”, Joe asked carefully.
“Was my fiancée! Now not anymore. He can’t even be touched by you”, she said.
“Well Miss Piggy, may I invite you to come along to our ranch the Ponderosa?”, Joe asked hopeful.
“Of course I come”, she said.
They got up and Miss Piggy grabbed her suitcase. Joe put his girl on Cochise and mounted on after that too. the suitcase also got taken along.
Fortunately nobody was at home when Joe rode upon the yard.
“Miss Piggy, welcome to the Ponderosa”, Joe said while he dismounted.
He helped his girl on the ground and grabbed her suitcase. Piggy looked around and was very impressed of the yard and the ranch house.
The pig felt already at home when she was inside.
“Do you live here alone?”, asked Piggy.
“No, my father and 2 older brothers live here too. There is also a Chinese cook Hop Sing”, answered Joe.
“So no competition for Moi what you is concerned?”, asked Piggy.
“No, there is really no competition for you. You are the one for me”, answered her boyfriend.
Sometime later the brothers of Joe, Adam and Hoss came home. Their father Ben Cartwright was there too.
“Gentlemen, may I introduce you to my new girlfriend Miss Piggy? Piggy, this is my father Ben Cartwright and that are my brothers Adam and Hoss”, said Joe.
“Welcome to the Ponderosa”, Ben said to his very unusual daughter–in-law.
Hoss asked, “I feel like having a delicious slice of bacon tonight. What about you Adam?”
Adam answered grinning, “Me too. Or what about baked bacon ribs?”
Both laughed.
“Maybe Hop Sing can teach Joe how he must handle that pig”, Hoss said screaming of laughter.
But an angry look from Miss Piggy made the brothers become serious again.
Joe and Miss Piggy were smitten with each other and spent a lot of time together.
During an outing Joe suddenly felt something by his girlfriend.
“Piggy, I just felt something by you”, said the young Cartwright.
“That’s my love for you”, answered the pig.
Joe said, “It was in your belly, but in your heart. Besides, since your arrival you have gained quite a lot.”
Piggy sighed deep and confessed, “Kermie and I had a row because he accused me of starting a family on purpose. But I love him so much. Help me find him.”
“I help you find him and my brothers help too. “Is Kermie a pig too?”, asked Joe.
“No, he is a very attractive frog. Look for him and bring him here quickly”, answered Piggy.
She realized that it was time and told where Kermit was.
During the ride Piggy suddenly said, Joe, my little frog is coming. ”
Joe drove a bit harder but this had effect on Piggy. She screamed like a sucking pig.
Adam and Hoss saw the couple coming. Joe stopped at the stable.
“Hoss, you must help Piggy to let her little frog coming. Adam, we are going to look for the father”, said Joe.
Hoss lifted Piggy out of the carriage and helped her into the stable. Adam and Joe went away. Quite soon they had found Kermit and the other Muppets.
“Kermit the Frog? Also known as Kermie called by Miss Piggy?”, asked Adam.
A frog came forward and said, “I am Kermit but I have nothing to say to that pig.”
“Our brother is helping her with putting your son into the world though”, reacted Joe.
Kermit couldn’t stop laughing anymore. Joe knocked him unconscious and they took him home, followed by the other Muppets.
Meanwhile in the stable at the Ponderosa. Piggy had just given birth to a little frog when Hoss saw something pink coming.
“Piggy, there comes number 2”, he said.
“Little frog number 2?”, she asked.
Hoss answered, “No I seem to see that it’s a little pig.”
Piggy worked hard and became a moment later mother of a little pig.
“Congratulations Piggy. You have gotten 2 beautiful little children”, Hoss said when everything was over.
He put the twins near Miss Piggy.
She was still getting by when Adam and Joe came with an unconscious Kermit. Adam put Kermit near Piggy who kissed him. Due to this and the quacking and grunting of the twins Kermit woke up.
“Look Kermie, our twins”, Piggy said tender.
They looked at each other smitten and the peace was made again. The brothers looked form a distance satisfied.
Suddenly Joe woke up in shock. He looked around him and saw that the TV was out for a long time.
“Joseph, shouldn’t you go to bed because your nephew went already 3 hours ago? He went straight after the movie with the Muppets”, said Ben.
“Pa, I never watch a Muppet movie anymore because I dreamed that Miss Piggy was here and got twins”, said Joe.
The rancher began to laugh and said warning, “Don’t tell this to anyone.”
Joe nodded and went to sleep quickly. Fortunately he didn’t dream anymore of the Muppets.