The week after Obama is elected, I take up the Sunday funnies, and I read this:
"Tell the whites that voted for Obama to stop celebrating. They're still racist."
Yeah, that's right.
I voted for Obama, I'm as Hippy as John Lennon. I'm still racist for my f'n skin color.
Now you know why I'm not Rap.
I still voted for Obama the second time around. I don't vote Hippy to be cool.
What did change with Obama?
Half of America has hope now. (Big change from 2007. Trust me on that.)
All people in American politics who are not crazy are now Obama fans (Being a voter does not count as being in politics, I'm talking the big guys here)
Every racist in America hates some White guy named Biden as much as they hate any Black
Every Democratic Cabinet from this point on will be over half minority
Michelle Obama is the most beloved figure in politics within the lifetime of most living Americans
Most of all: Half of America has hope now!
What hasen't changed
Rap haters still hate us Hippies the most
It still make me want to scream
But I try to scream where no one can hear me!
I still believe in the Hippy dream, even though so many people hate us for it!
God loves you! We'll get through this!
But if you want someone like Obama to change more than this, you have to stop hating whites! Not all of us are like that!
And yes, that means not making us the butt of every f'n joke! Especially as many of us are still Hippies, and are trying to be your friend!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson
P.S. Yes, we Hippies don't have much influence over the cops. That much isn't new either. We probably have more influence among America's cops than we did in 1975, tho.
P.P.S. Yes, the Republicans still hate Hippies too. We can't influence them for you. Sorry. They spend more time fixated on us than on you.
But we have lots and lots of friends on the Internet!
P.P.P.S. The Truth:
In the TV commercial:
White guy: I hate you because you're different
Black guy: I hate you because I need someone to blame
In real life:
White guy: I hate you because you hate me
Black guy: I don't hate you, I'm just doing this because rap says it's cool
Who made up the rap rules: Corporate guys like Donald Trump in the background, laughing at both sides (including their own voters!)
Who modified the rap rules, played them like a violin, and made them represent everyone: Tupac, Biggie, many others
Don't let them divide and conquer!