toungue in cheek: LA to a N. Californian (or 'If Coolio and Wierd Al can rip off Stevie Wonder, so can I')
As I walk through the valley as I wait for my train
I take a look at the landscape and realize it's very plain
In fact just about the only green I see
Is the occasional leaf of a scraggly palm tree
It's no wonder the beaches are so famous here
It's the only water I've seen all year
It's a wonder they can be so creative here
I guess it's the sea that inspires them here
I've been living most of my life living in a Desert paradise
I've seen trees once or twice living in a Desert paradise
Northern California sure looks nice living in a Desert paradise
I guess I'll swim at the beach once or twice living in a Desert paradise
Sorry LA... you're a nice place, but come on- it's Northern California we're talking about here!
(And really, Southern California is a very beautiful place, including LA, with the glorious Sea and beautiful
Foothills- but we N. Californians are very attatched to the natural beauty of N. California!)
*And seriously, southern California is an incredibly beautiful place!