I've got no ass

(to the tune of I've Got No Strings from Disney's Pinoccio)

I've got no ass

As you can see

My legs fall off

It bothers me

I had an ass

As you can see

There is no ass on me

Hi Ho the Derriere-oh

Nothing ever worries me

I can't get to where I want to go

but Nothing ever worries me

I've got no ass...

There is no ass on me!