(to the tune of I've Got No Strings from Disney's Pinoccio)
I've got no ass
As you can see
My legs fall off
It bothers me
I had an ass
As you can see
There is no ass on me
Hi Ho the Derriere-oh
Nothing ever worries me
I can't get to where I want to go
but Nothing ever worries me
I've got no ass...
There is no ass on me!