It is 2025 in the skies over a clearly slightly crazy America, where the resentment towards our fine hopeful youth has been taken to new heights.
A man has been caught in an international flight stabbing two teenagers with a fork.
Please, sir, show some restraint around your fellow human beings!
Do we really need to put up a sign in the plane saying, 'Please Do Not Eat the Teenagers'?
What are we, crocodiles?
Eat your children, Billy, they have lots of vitamins!
This is not what they mean by 'Bite Me'!
Let's try to be like the other 168 people on the plane who were nice and civil to their fellow passengers!
We might just make a new friend or three!
We might just end up happy!
Keep in mind those other 168 people on that flight, and be like them if you can!
God loves you! We'll get through this!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson