(To be sung to a happy joyful melody while eating legumes):
Eat beans and fart
Eat beans and fart
Lotsa salsa, gotta get my protein, eating is an art
So every day I eat beans and fart
Legumes, legumes, soup with lentils, all is real good stuff
Legume dishes, herbs and spices, all is real good stuff
Tofu dogs won't make you gassy, mustard all on top
And if nothing else, just eat beans and fart!
Eat beans and fart
Eat beans and fart
Lotsa salsa, gotta get my protein, eating is an art
So every day I eat beans and fart
If you don't put any tough meat in your stomach, there'll be no pain when you fart
Protein is somewhat tricky, but nothing makes your stomach feel icky
Like lots of meat together with processed food
So why not just eat beans and fart!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson