As I walk through the valley where I hang my head (to the tune of Pastime Paradise by Stevie Wonder- a very serious parady) (extra thanks to Coolio and Wierd Al)

As I walk through the valley where I hang my head

I take a look at where they're torturing Muslims til they're dead

Liberals and Mexicans all in chains

Boy, I tell you, things have changed

We used to be so free, it used to be so nice

Now we live in a Republican Paradise

We've been living most of our lives living in a Republican Paradise

I've seen a thousand lies living in a Republican Paradise

We used to be so free, it used to be so nice living in a Republican Paradise

Now they act mean and not nice living in a Republican Paradise

Yeah, we love Democracy, cherish it like our Mother

Had an election on Monday, soon we'll have another

Republican's votes count double, doesn't that sound nice

Fox News people get to vote a thousand times

We used to be so free, it used to be so nice

Now we're living in a Republican Paradise