God creates the platypus

He takes a hit of LSD, waits 30 minutes for it to take affect...

Takes a big toke of marijuana...

And heads to his box of spare duck and beaver parts.

Poof! The Platypus.

And you know He's really good at it, because...

Despite all that, the Platypus is still perfectly adapted to its environment!

God loves you!

Sincerely,

David S. Annderson

P.S. If you ever get on the wrong side of a male Platypus... There was a pair of functional cobra fangs in that box with the duck and beaver parts! It ended up on the back duck feet! So be careful around that male Platypus!

P.P.S. It's all true and scientifically accurate! The spare cobra fangs are really there on the male Platypus's back feet!