Clark's Iconoclast Deli- we roast sacred cows
And what's more sacred than children?
(Awww! Don't roast the children!) ((Don't worry- it's all for pretend! Oh, I'm hungry.... (Awwww!!! :'( )))
(It's okay, I'm only eating cheese!)
But we don't REALLY roast sacred cows- and ALL cows are sacred!!!