As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
We shun fancy things like electricity
Stevie Wonder told us that our future would be great
But I have a right to turn his message around
And then get my nuts all twisted in a knot
When Weird Al parodies it in a way that's not profound
We've been living most of our lives living in a double standard
Cause Weird Al is just too white living in a double standard
I have a right to betray Stevie Wonder living in a double standard
But my own work can't be touched living in a double standard
Is the double standard racial?
No, it's Happy vs. Sad
Cause whenever I see a happy message
Someone will get mad
We've been living most of our lives living in a double standard
No hard feelings, Coolio- it's not you I'm objecting to!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson