1. You consider Grace Slick the leader of the Hippies
2. You hear the words 'the Dynamic Duo' and think of Jack Casady and Jorma Koukonen
3. You hear the words 'The Dynamic Duo' and think of Paul Kantner and Grace Slick
4. You consider Sunfighter, 'Baron Von Tollbooth and the Chrome Nun' and Thirty Seconds Over Winterland part of the 'Main Sequence'
5. You know who Papa John Creach is
6. You know 'Bear Melt' is a masterpiece
7. You know that the second Hippy Revolution began with the rediscovery of the Grateful Dead in the 80's, but you know it climaxed with the Airplane in 1989
8. You know that Jefferson Airplane did not break up in 1970 but died in Germany in 1978 and was reborn to triumph one last time in 1989
9. You know an Airplane concert is just as mind-blowing, reality-bending and Nirvana-Creating as a Grateful Dead concert, even if you are too young to have been to either
10. But After Bathing At Baxter's and Crown Of Creation bend reality and send you to Nirvana all on their own
Have fun and don't forget to obsess about your favorite music!
David S. Annderson