Political correctness has gone too far

Racially Correct Casing on the set of 'The Lion King'

'What are we doing?'

'Auditioning half-human lion people for the voice of Simba'

'Shouldn't they be full-blooded lions?'

'They have to be half human if they're to speak English'

'Oh'

'Okay, send in the half-human lion folk!'