'Look at the short legs on her!'
'Yeah, and her head is huge!'
'She gets paid $3,000 a day in carrots doing this, and still has that cute bewildered look on her face!'
LOL!
But she pays half that in rent. 30 square feet is expensive in San Francisco!
Good thing guinea pigs don't need to buy new clothes every year!
God loves you, guinea pig or no!