Poor old Washington Football Team (or, Such A Lack of Creativity!)

Poor old Washington Football Team

They don't have a name

Such a lack of creativity

They'll never be the same

They could be Razorbacks or Hogs or Elephants or Rhinos

Jay-birds or Angels or Devils or Senators or Winos

Or anything, just anything, maybe something out of a dream

But they're nothing, yes, they're nothing, just the Washington Football Team

P.S. At least it's an improvement on the old name!