In the 27th Century

Green Martians will come down and eat all the girls.

Then the next day they will eat all the boys.

Then they will go out on their spaceship and press a button, and Poof! everyone will come back to life.

And everyone over 30 will be 10 years younger.

Then the Martians will say, "Mmmm, very good! Thank you!" and will go back to Mars.

And everyone will be left a new Playstation 30 as payment.

And all the blue girls on Venus will be talking about it.

God loves you!

Sincerely,

David S. Annderson

P.S. If you don't believe me, ask the purple people of Pluto about the year 1410!