I see a big cat as I am walking down the bike trail.
A cat the size of a basketball player.
Why do they call it a puma?
Because when I see it I puma pants.
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I'm gonna be lunch!
I hope he isn't hungry!
But he let me go.
He doesn't want trouble.
He'll eat a raccoon instead.
Don't be afraid!
Because if you camp in places like Yosemite, there are puma!
And bears!
But you're still here!
Even though you're nice and tasty.
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson
P. S. I didn't really see a puma. It's just me being silly. But millions of people hike in mountain lion and bear territory every day! And how often do you hear of people being eaten?
Don't be afraid! For people in Africa live in lion territory! And they're fine! Or at least they're not eaten, and they were fine until the Europeans took over! And will be fine in 50 years or so when Africa is healed by time and returns to its natural state! (by which time Nigeria will be one of the richest countries on Earth once again!)
(and by fine I mean they will be doing far better than anyone outside America was doing in 1930, even in England or France!)