The Church of Satan

Is just an association of foolish individualist pseudo-philosophers and has nothing to do with Satan.      Don't be afraid of it.

The real Satan would never call his church the Church of Satan.  He would call his church the 'Guardians of Morality' or something Orwellian like that.

God loves you!  Even you, Satan.

My love for God leaves me no room for hating Satan.

Rabia, the great woman sufi sage, said that.  I agree, except when I'm in great pain.

And honestly, they're not really foolish.  They are individualists who stand for freedom of religion and freedom of speech.  The real Church of Satan is our friend, hurts no one, and is making fun of our false moralists who scare us and say that even the best non-Christian goes to Hell.  (a most horrible idea!  God is a lot nicer than that!)

God loves you!

Sincerely,

David S. Annderson