There is a Batman River in Turkey!

Really! There really is! Look it up!

And a town of Batman, too!

Holy Hijab, Batman!

God loves you! Allahu Akbar! God is great!

Sincerely,

David S. Annderson

P.S. I would love to see a Batman story where Batman goes to Batman, Turkey to defend a local project bringing together Muslims and Christians from the Joker, who wants to ruin the town of Batman to make his nemesis Batman the superhero look bad. Since it's the Joker, of course Batman the superhero will be involved! Batman in the town of Batman!