I am not a panda. I do not eat, shoot, and leave.
But David, these are supposed to be your OWN jokes!
I know, I know, but I couldn't resist!
(Yeah, see, it says right here- eats, shoots and leaves!)
("Let's eat Wendy!" cried the Wolf, and Poopsie said, "Yummy!")
(Oops- wrong TV show!)