I am not a panda. I do not eat, shoot, and leave.

But David, these are supposed to be your OWN jokes!

I know, I know, but I couldn't resist!

(Yeah, see, it says right here- eats, shoots and leaves!)

("Let's eat Wendy!" cried the Wolf, and Poopsie said, "Yummy!")

(Oops- wrong TV show!)