Hey, dog!

My dog can do a remarkable thing. Listen to this: Hey dog, what's on top of a house?

Roof!

Hey dog, how does sandpaper feel?

Ruff!

Hey dog, what's your favorite Muppet?

Rowlf!

"That dog can't talk."

I never said my dog could talk. I taught him to bark on command! I just figured out how to convince people my dog can talk!