My dog can do a remarkable thing. Listen to this: Hey dog, what's on top of a house?
Roof!
Hey dog, how does sandpaper feel?
Ruff!
Hey dog, what's your favorite Muppet?
Rowlf!
"That dog can't talk."
I never said my dog could talk. I taught him to bark on command! I just figured out how to convince people my dog can talk!