The Happy Friend Song
(To be sung in double time like an uptempo R&B song from the 1950's or 60's)
I'll Tell you of the things that make me happy at the end of the day
Of Friendship and ideas and every joyous word that you say
I like a girl with a brain in her head
We'll talk and talk til we both be dead
And we'll Dance through the night and rest at the end of the day!