The morning news today just informed me that it is the job of a group of talking heads in a back room somewhere to get together, talk, and decide whether to Declare an Economic Recession in America.
Yes, that's right, a group of talking heads in a secret back room somewhere decide whether America is in an economic recession.
I can just picture it:
'My dog just died, so I'm going to vote for a recession.'
'My girlfriend just left me, so I'm going to vote for a recession.'
'I just got married to my college sweetheart, so I'm going to vote against a recession.'
Madness! Just madness!
Think for yourself for I won't be there for you!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson
P.S. A bunch of talking heads meeting in a back room somewhere to vote on whether to declare a recession is NOT true science! No matter how many college degrees they have!
Plugging the numbers into an equation in a textbook to see if the economy fits the textbook definition is real science, no matter who doesn't recognize it, even if you never even graduated high school!
P.P.S. The same goes for whether Pluto is a planet! A big round world is a big round world whether the talking heads in the secret back room declare it or not! Is it round like a ball? Is it big and huge, enough for its gravity to make it round like a ball? Then it's a planet, a big round world! No matter what way the talking heads in the secret back room vote, no matter whose dog just died at the time of the vote!