Gee, you're a nice earthworm, taking care of our soil like that... excuse me, but my readers in the human world would like to know, are you a boy or a girl?
Both? Really?
Neato!
Yes, you heard it right here on Farm Soil News, the Earthworm, the mighty caretaker of our soil, is both a boy and a girl at the same time!
So if anyone ever tells you that God can't come to some of us as a girl, remember that God created the Earthworm, and God can do anything an earthworm can!
Maybe He came to you as a guy
Maybe She came to you as a girl
Maybe She came to you riding a giant goose
And I bet you anything She came to our earthworm friend as an earthworm, the great caretaker of all of our universe's beautiful fertile soil!
Because God can do anything an earthworm can do
And God is creative!
God gave us stegosaurs and giant nautilids, banana slugs and flowers the size of a beach ball, deep fantastic forests and tropical reefs and graptolites!
God is creative! Believe me, She is not limited by our imagination!
Not even that of someone like Jim Henson or Bill Waterston!
And her earthworms are taking care of our soil to this day!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson