(Me): Watches cute cat and bunny videos on Youtube: 'Awww! What cute warm fuzzy beautiful life!'
(other): (shows picture of a scary scorpion-looking arthropod) 'These are animals too'
(Me): (shows picture of a scary scorpion-looking arthropod) 'Yeah, and some of these are as gentle as the bunnies! Ever met a millipede? Spiders are the most laid-back creatures! As long as you don't poke them on purpose or anything awful like that!'
God loves you! It's true!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson
P.S. wild spiders are much more laid-back than wild bunnies!