My friend just checked why his connection went down- and actually got an answer!
I don't get an answer.
When my connection goes down, there's no explanation.
It's computer voodoo.
I start thinking (or perhaps rather I should)...
let's see, why are the Computer Gods angry?
I sacrificed two lemon heads to the AT&T god... three cheerios to the IBM god...
Oh! I neglected the Samsung god.
Let's see... two cheerios and three grains of instant coffee... say a Korean computer prayer over them... repeat it in classical Chinese...
Eat the cheerios and the grains of instant coffee...
It worked!
It didn't work. Gonna have to sacrifice a spice ox to the computer gods.
It's gonna have do be a damn small spice ox.
This is the direction that I think when my connection goes down.
It's voodoo. I've offended the computer gods.
But I don't really pray over cheerios to sacrifice them.
I'm Christian. I just pray.
Allah, restore my computer connection!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson