Donald Trump wants his choice for head of the FBI to look for and root out the 'deep state'.
Ooh, this is gonna be fun!
Donald Trump searching for phantoms that don't exist!
The FBI's gonna be investigating how much influence Taylor Swift fansites and local PBS stations in Massachusetts have over the Federal government!
This'll be good!
God loves you, whoever you voted for!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson
That'll shock all the Republicans who love their PBS in Boston!
P.S. The reason this won't develop into a Communist witch hunt? Nobody's scared of the 'deep state'.