Cows fart. Cow farts contain methane. Methane is a potent greenhouse gas.
California has passed a law regulating cow farts.
OK cows, hold it in!
That can't be healthy.
This is udderly rediculous.
Wanna know why?
Because if you returned the land to the natural condition, you'd just have 100,000 farting deer instead of 20,000 farting cows.
And deer farts are part of the natural ecosystem!
The farting cows are just taking the place of the farting deer!
OK cows, you can fart now!
Udderly rediculous!
Be a good Liberal, and regulate cars and factories instead!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson
P.S. Yes, I know, it's the Republicans that own the cows. Those Republican farmers are growing food for all of us. We need them. Leave their cows alone! Besides, you're supposed to be nice to everyone! Including Republicans and their cows!
And if you really have to be mean to the cows, I suggest you start drinking oat milk and find non-dairy bread, cause otherwise, you're talking out of your ass! That milk comes from cows that fart!