(Sung to the tune of Friends in Low Places, as sung by the great Garth Brooks)
Oh, I got friends in Tree-Hugger places
Where the froggies sing and the pine tree graces the skyline
And I'll be just fine
I listen at night for the bats' squeaky faces
Watch the spiders spin their high-rise graces
Oh, I got friends in Tree-Hugger places
And yes, those spiders and bats are some of the nicest neighbors I've ever met here in the suburbs!
You don't have to drive to the forest to find tree-hugger places!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson