Night, Washington, D.C. Lights in the sky.
The power in D.C. turns off, then on again.
Morning rises, FBI agents in black suits stare at a great silver flying saucer in the middle of the Capitol Mall, somewhere near the great reflecting pool not far from the Washington Monument.
In the early morning light, a doorway opens in the flying saucer. Light, brilliant light, streams out.
Slowly, carefully, the FBI agents wait as the door opens into a ramp.
As we watch, stunned, slowly, three figures emerge from the flying saucer.
Stunned in awe, the FBI agents watch as slowly, dramatically, the three tentacled figures emerge
As the central figure holds up a gesture with one of their tentacles, smiles, and proclaims, "Yo! How ya doin'! Welcome from the Planet Shazbut!"
Yes! There is intelligent life out there!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson