This just seen in the headline of The Scallion, the sister newspaper to The Onion:
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spotted golfing in Florida with Donald Trump, discussing gun rights and how to vote twice in New York.
In response, the Kennedy family has officially stripped Robert Jr. of the Kennedy name and bestowed it instead upon Barack and Michelle Obama
The Onion and its beloved sister newspaper The Scallion are very reliable sources for tabloid political news!
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