And now... You know you're a redneck if...

You hit a deer on the way home, you take its pulse, and take it home for dinner!

But...

But don't laugh if you're not a vegetarian, 'cause deer ain't exactly an endangered species!

In fact, until we reintroduce wolves, human hunting is necessary to complete the natural balance, for humans now have to fulfill the job of wolves.

After all, it's better for them to die quickly than for them to starve to death! It's much more humane. And that's simply part of the nature of the natural balance of the ecosystem! Simply part of living free in the wild, like deer prefer to do! We owe it to the deer to give them a balanced ecosystem!

God loves you!

Sincerely,

David S. Annderson