I know an old woman who lived in a shoe
She had so many children she didn't know what to do
They had only one bedroom and only one bed
So they slept all together as they rest their heads
Then there's the young lady that lives in a hat
She doesn't have any children, just a very big cat
And late at night sometimes the lady will snore
And wake up the cat
Who lets out a roar
And there's the young girl who lives in some pants
When everyone's sleeping she'll go outside and dance
And I am the kid who lives in a shirt
There's a hole in my roof
and my floor's made of dirt
But I stay with the girl
She likes me a lot
And I stay with the doggie who lives in a sock
At least we're not under a rock
Like my noisy old alarm clock