This year legendary football player Shannon Sharpe made a sex tape and accidentally released it to the public.
Later on he apologized.
For what?
That you're like 99% of Humanity and you like having sex?
If anything, we should be apologizing for invading your privacy.
Though that, too, was an accident.
We just got caught accidentally admitting that humans have sex!
No big deal!
Nothing the scientists don't already know!
You have nothing to apologize for!
Just grown men being embarrassed about things 99% of all grown adults do, which usually hurts no one, and is less dangerous than driving a car!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson