There are many kinds of noses out there. Wide noses, like the great rolling rivers of Africa. Button noses from the hills of Ireland. Petite noses from the heights of Japan.
My nose is the classic Schnoz.
Yes, that's right, I have the Jewish nose.
I wish that I could claim some Jewish ancestry with that, but I'm afraid I can't. The only Jewish ancestry I have is artistic.
I am definitely the artistic descendent of Steven Spielberg, among many other Jewish American geniuses.
No; I have a German Schnoz. You can call it my Wienerschnozen.
Yes, that's right, my Vienna Nose.
Although all my German ancestors are from Norway.
With my glorious Wienerschnozen, I can make many beautiful N words, like Nitwit, and Nincompoop, and Ninny Ninny Nannygoat from Ninmaum.
I guess you can say that this entire post is Ninny.
Well, that's good. We all need a little Ninny in our life sometimes.
Good-bye from me and my Wienerschnozen!
God loves you!
Sincerely,
David S. Annderson
P.S. I lied. Some of my German ancestors are from Sweden instead!
P.P.S. Being a little Ninny is just fine. It's when we aren't Ninny enough that things get bad! "Be a man! Shoot people!" =Boom!= :'(