The unfairness of it all!

That even after all these years a green lady from Mars has never won the Miss Universe pageant!

Like, really, there has never been a Miss Universe from beyond the Solar System?

Wow!

All those inhabited planets that must be out there and not a single Miss Universe from beyond the Earth!

Crazy!

God loves you!

Sincerely,

David S. Annderson

That's like the King of Sumeria (basically Iraq) who declared himself King of the Universe! Call the green men from Mars!