Don't accept your offer

Amazon is an amazing company as long as you aren't employed there. I was there for 2+ years and I never saw anyone smile once after they actually got past orientation and started at their real jobs. Most people at Amazon spend all of their time trying to keep up with the impossible demands of their incompetent managers. 

I wish I could say to each brilliant recruit who meets Amazon's ever increasing hiring bar: Please don't accept your offer. PLEASE don't go there. Your brains will not be wasted at Amazon, but your life will be. And no one will care.