TV Quiz Competition Presenter. (This part is not scripted. Ad-lib is required)
The Wise Family (Ernie Wise and Blue Eyes)
The Fool Family (Tom Fool and April Fool
Presenter ad-libs and opens the proceedings and introduces competitors. He outlines the rules. Each family begins with £8,000. Rules: Double your money with a right answer, half with wrong.
P Q1 Spell FARM as in Old MacDonald had a farm.
T&A E I E I O
P Ad-lib
E&B F A R M
P Ad-lib. Wise now have £16,000. Fools have £4,000
P Q2 Geography. What is the capital of France?
T&A F
P Ad-lib
E&B PARIS
P Ad-lib. Wise now have £32,000 Fools have £2,000
P Q3 Mythology. What animal in Greek Mythology was half-man half-animal?
T&A Buffalo Bill
P Ad-lib
E&B The Minotaur
P Ad-lib. Wise now have £64,000 Fools have £1,000
P Q4 Logic. Spell the first four letters of the alphabet backwards.
T&A (Turns round) ABCD
P Ad-lib
E&B DCBA
P Ad-lib. Wise now have £125,000 Fools have £500
P Q5 Sport. In football what should you do if you are surrounded by opposition
Players and your centre-forward is in front of goal, unmarked?
T&A SHOOT YOURSELF
P Ad-lib
E&B (Shakes head) Pass!
P Ad-lib. Wise family now have £250,000 Fools have £250
P Q6 In the Bible, when it went dark, what did Moses do?
T&A Go to bed?
P Ad-lib
E&B When it went dark? Turned on the Israelites!
P Ad-lib. Wise family now have half a million pounds. Fools have £125.
P Q7 Lastly D.I.Y. If you were building a house, what would be the best foundations?
T&A Sand!
P Ad-lib
E&B ROCK!
P Ad-lib. So Wise family now have ONE MILLION POUNDS. The fools now have £64 from which we will deduct your hotel and travelling expenses, which leaves you with nothing. Ad-Lib to end. © Bob Sykes