Mother, Mother I Feel Quite Ill
Quick Fun Sketch:I remember taking part in a sketch like this at Bellingham International Camp. It brought the house down.It could be used with the theme :-A different ways of looking at things…or it's good to laugh together…
Director is on a film set, trying to produce a meaningful play…
Boy: Mother, mother I feel quite ill !
Mam: Oh no! (Boy falls down dead; she screams)
Dad: Quickly, phone for the doctor.
Mam: Doctor! Doctor! Come quickly. (Mam and dad worry)
Doctor: (Feels pulse). I’ve got bad news for you, he’s dead. You’d better send for the vicar.
(Dad runs for the vicar)
Vicar: (Comes in, makes the sign of the cross). A-men. (Prays). You’d better send for the undertaker
(Dad runs for the undertaker).
Undertaker: Good evening. (Measures up).
Director: No let's do it again, it was far too fast. Take 2
Play is repeated in slow motion.
Director at the end complains:-
Take 3: Director: No, no, no that was far too slow, we need to speed it up a little!
Play is repeated again, this time really quickly! Director complains:-
Take 4: Director: There's absolutely no feeling here whatsoever, it need to be far more dramatic!
Play is repeated again, this time with great over-acting. Director at the end complains:-
Take 5: Director: Far too heavy, lighten up! Lighten up a little!
Play is acted out one last time. This time hilariously…even the audience should by now find this hilarious too!
Reading: Jesus said “I have come that you might have life and live it to the full”