Yorktown Battlefield Bike Ride 5/5/2015

TOP 10 REASONS TO GO ON THE TUESDAY GROUP YORKTOWN BATTLEFIELD BIKE RIDE:

10. It's better than staying home and watching NCIS reruns.

9. You get to hear Bill blow his conch shell.

8. You get to wear your neon green shirt and nobody laughs.

7. See the sites where Cannonball Margaret fell off the cannon and broke her back and where Phyllis crashed, got a concussion and broke her elbow.

6. Have your picture taken on the Victory Monument.

5. See where Cornwallis surrendered and America won the Revolutionary War.

4. Eat lunch at the Yorktown Pub.

3. Watch Phyllis unskillfully and unsuccessfully try to herd 37 wayward bikers.

2. At the end of the ride, when 37 has dwindled down to 6, you get to say: "We few, we happy few, we band of bikers;"...

AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON:

1. Ice cream afterwards!