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Advertisements, where would we be without them? Their use of the english language and imagery is truly amazing and pure art. These are vintage classic ads from the past with a little commentary on the side.
I love this one. Look how content and happy the baby looks. Mom looks like she's wasted, but nontheless happy too! Yes, essential nourishment for mom and the baby!I need to get some of this stuff. No I dont have a baby but I do like beer.
Look how she is holding her mouth and hand so nearby. Doesnt look like she's about to open a bottle of ketchup to me. She has that "look how big it is" excitement all over her face!
SEXIST, way to go Del Monte!
Who in the hell gets dressed up, then goes back to bed? Wait, mmmm let me think about that again. Who puts on a tie then goes back to bed ? Check the look on his face. You can bet he's thinking about showing her how a man's world really is. Kneel before me wench!
Chauvinist PIGS! Thanks Van Heusen
Subaru, the original babe magnet? The only Subaru I ever owned had a yearning to be in the junkyard. I haven't seen this much innuendo since The Spy Who Shagged Me! Text from the ad itself, classic sexism...
"Perhaps you're a man who grabs life by the cuff. You live your life your way. And it shows.. in the clothes you wear.. in the women you love.. and in the car you drive. The Subaru GL Coupe is waiting for you.
Sleek, Agile. The sculpted lines of the one piece body invite you in. With front wheel drive shes different. A step ahead of the others. Go to her. Let her cradle you in the softness of her high back reclining bucket seats. Surround yourself with the lushness of her interior appointments. The GL Coupe is ready. Now turn her on.
Lead her to the open road. This is where the Subaru GL Coupe wants to be. Unleash the relentless power of her 1400 cc quadrozontal engine. Control her movement, every twist and turn- as you hold her rack and pinion steering. She'll make it smooth with her four wheel independent suspension. She'll carry you away as she peals to the red lines of her tach. "
Wow, I need a drink and cigarette after that!
The look on her face says: "You big brute! dont, dont, dont stop!
Thanks Chase & Sanborn for promoting violence against women.
What took you so long?
Thats right mommy "better light up" before you scold me. You had better enjoy the "miracle of Marlboro" now because you probably wont live long enough to see me grow up!
Tobacco companies promoting a healthy lifestyle. Dont worry about that second hand smoke either.
Thats right get those babies hooked on High Frutcose Corn syrup early! They'll keep coming back for years and years...... Nothing does it like Seven-Up!
Wow I'm suprised the democrats arent blaming Reagan for cancer!
Way to go Lane Bryant. Clothing for those irregular teens! Good to know that its all priced the same too. Guess you found your niche!
That's right! If you don't get her a Hoover you can bet she wont be laying in the floor with you!
How I miss the days of hard to open beer cans! Now they're made from that new aluminum stuff! WOW! Grab some gusto!
So cool! Just blow in her face, she'll follow you anywhere and maybe return the favor. What do they put in those things anyway?
Tipamywhat? What kind of name is that?
Not soon enough. Laboratory tests over the last few years have proven that babies who start drinking soda during the early formative period have a much higher chance of gaining acceptance and "fitting in" during those awkward pre-teen and teen years. So do yourself a a favor. Do your child a favor. Start them on a strict regimen of sodas and other sugary carbonated beverages right now, for a lifetime of guaranteed happiness.
It must all be true, after all its endorsed by the Soda Pop Board of America!
Stacked? Indeed, get this baby warmed up and you can really do some cooking! Thermador should be ashamed!
Sansabelt, really? What does "action zone" refer to. Is it extra stretchy or does it smooth and flatten as to not show off your package?
The dog even wants to get in the "action zone" to see whats in the "extra large snack sack".
What the hell!? This is so typical, see how things today are so upside down? Check lower right, WTF is a "T-Zone"? Way to go Camel, bunch of perverts.
Don't you just long for the old days when smoking did no harm to the unborn? Thanks for the birth defects Winston!
Now it just wouldn't be complete without some kind of diet product. Thats right, only diets in the past were a little different.
Oddly enough, this product makes similar claims of many modern products: No Dieting, No Exercise, No Ill effects, Easy to swallow? Jar packed? OK, I dont recall either one of these.
"FAT the enemy that is shortening your life BANISHED!"
How you ask?
How you ask?
Instead of some kind of drug or herb to suppress your appetite they used SANITIZED TAPE WORMS! EW, Yeeech, well, they claim to be sanitized.
See, they promoted gun control even way back then. They're absolutely safe too.
At $6, what a deal! I bet Iver sold a boat load of these jewels.
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