real friendship

Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems that always sound good, But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

You will see no cute little smiley faces here --

Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.

1. When you are sad --

I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue --

I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile --

I will know you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.

4. When you are scared --

I will rag on you about it every chance I get until you're NOT.

5. When you are worried --

I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining..

6. When you are confused --

I will try to use only little words.

7. When you are sick --

Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have...

8. When you fall --

I will laugh at your clumsy ass, but I'll help you up.

9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask; because you are my friend.

Friendship is like wetting your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.