Wednesday, 17 August 2016

Post date: Aug 18, 2016 1:6:39 AM

Bought nothing at Target.

Turkey loaf with green salad and side vegetables (zucchini and string beans) at Fabulous Nevada Diner. “Who is it?” Hot young man seemed to be looking back at me around Broadway and 72nd St.

You know what I learned today? I learned not to wear a red t‐shirt to Target. About three or four customers seemed to think I worked there. One old man approached me and said “Socks?” so I politely said No thank you, and a young woman asked me if she’d get in trouble by entering the store with an open soft drink. 👕︎ 🞋

• – Good thing they didn’t call 911!

• – Actually, the waistcoat covered the goofy saying on my shirt and probably made me look even more like an employee.

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Commentary

– You know what they say: When in Rome, do the Romans … or something like that. (01:29)

– You live in the Bronx now? (07:13)

– Vaulter and his pole. {Link.} (08:07)

– If neckties are a pain in your ass, I suspect you’re wearing them incorrectly. (19:11)

– Whew, thank you for the much‐needed disclaimer. ¶… Maybe. (19:33)