🍇 When someone offers you grapes at a toga party …. (→) (F, F)
Commentary
• (A photo in a group) – More shirtless pictures please.
– Thank you kindly. Very nice … with or without the pizza.
• (A post in a group) – I went trick‐or‐treating as a kid, but as a young adult I found people reluctant to hand sweets to a teenage stranger at their door. Nowadays, I just follow the Jewish‐like tradition of buying leftover Halloween chocolates in November at a discount.
• (A post in a group) – Many Mizraḥi communities in Israel never spoke Judæo‐Arabic but instead had Judæo‐Persian or Aramaic as a diaspora language, and the ones from Central Asia and the Caucasus (formerly part of the Russian Empire and USSR) probably vote more like Ashkenazim and Sephardim do.
• (A picture in a group) – I’m finding it very difficult to masturbate to this. 😕
• (A friend’s photo) – Do I look Kashmiri to you? I daresay the photo on Wikimedia Commons is a little more appealing: (→)
– The sauce is supposed to be red. That’s why they call it دم (blood). 😉 (A lie, I know, but a plausible one.)
– That’s a dam blood libel (or dum blood libel)!