Please Read The Last American Midnite Movie.
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Read what the critics say:
"An online cult bible for the literature fanatic who aimlessly dwells forever between the faint, receding echoes of a pleasant dream and the pages of a dirty, dog-eared book... An impossible tale about a more improbable notion -- drug decriminalization." - The Jynx Times
"Quite possibly the most offensive, vile thing ever produced by a word processor, or even, perhaps, ever spewed-forth from a human orifice or from wherever such simple, sorry soliloquies are crappily-crafted to confuse and corrode our craniums with a maladjusted, sexist and bigoted montage of monotonous monographs merely meant for morons ... Mal-informed liberal spoutings in bed with a mish-mash of conservative generalizations describing the slow erosion of individual American freedoms caused by a corrupt body politic; the reader is moderately-caught between an eye-straining, arduous guise of an irreverent, convoluted, blasphemous yarn and a psychotic, belly-aching cliche'; all glossed-over-with many euphemistic-yet-repulsive, overt forms of highly-pedantic, quasi-spiritualistic and mostest-terribly-wrote dope-fiend pornography." - Jynx's Literary Review
"Teens get intoxicated, a baby is used as collateral for street smack and kids get bullied and lose! This is a children's book?" - Jynx's Jr. Scholastic Reader
"Like everybody is like so there, man! It's like really far-out, man! Cosmic, man! It's like, like, like, like, so like so there, man!" - Jynx's Hippie Weekly
Read what the celebreties say:
"About damn time someone put the X in MMX. Filthy, tongue-in-cheek and fondly delightful!" - Father Time
"At last! A novella that will generate more imports at the dead-letter office than yours truly!" - Santa
"An ethereal, online church founded from an e-book of science fiction parody? Why didn't I think of that?" - Satan
Please Read The Last American Midnite Movie.
"It does a spirit good..."