Scene 6.06 - A Short Hallway Scene With A Cameo
INT. HALLWAY - CASTLE CALDERON - NIGHT
(The hallway is empty in the foreground but in the distance a changing of the guard is seen. PORSCHE walks down the stairway. In the distance, moving troops are packing Mercedes belongings in various types of luggage, some Gucci, some Samsonite. Beyond, PORSCHE sees some troops carrying a large Calderonian mouse's head. The fangs are covered with dried blood. It's graphic and ludicrous, almost silly.)
PORSCHE
The mouse that killed my grandfather... is this an evil omen?
(Suddenly, a Hawaiian shirt-wearing BUNKO IDUNNO appears from behind the giant black, orange and yellow head.)
PORSCHE (Cont'd)
(Happily:) Bunko!
BUNKO
Porsche, brah, howzit?
(They shake hands do fist bumps up and down and snap and give respect and disrespect knuckles and exchange strange gang signs. [Disrespect knuckles are when you fist-bump with the middle finger extended.])
BUNKO (Cont'd)
I was on way to say quick goodbye to you. I hafta go ahead. Maybe spark this, yeah?
(He stops and blazes a joint. Movers keep moving, wearing overalls and bandanas and all.)
PORSCHE
Why? You just got here; surely you're in another scene or two. I wish you were coming with us.
BUNKO
Agent got me in da kine trailer, good enough, yeah? Plus I get to smoke-up choke pakalolo in next scene. Shoots, planny of hot girls in da green room dere too. Oh, speaking of which -- (Hands him some Simoleon Spice candy.) Symolean Licorice; from the root of da kine plant, yeah? -- it's candy, but only eat when you're not busy for boutta week, yeah? It's something from me and Uncle -- er, your father; a gift to bless the voyage, yeah? Oh yeah... He also wants talk to you, maybe dirty lickins, yeah?
PORSCHE
The dirty lickins cue? Already? (Snatches another quick toke before passing it back:) Wow, this IS a quick scene...
BUNKO
I get the lead in da turd or fourth sequel if we make it dat far -- I'll see you on Darukkus, yeah? (Places hand on PORSCHE'S chest:) Hold in brah; better dat way.
PORSCHE
(Nodding, holding the hit in, getting red-faced, pounds chest:) You sure smoke some killer grass, Bunko.
FX: GO TO SLOW MOTION GETTING SLOWER UNTIL END OF BUNKO FINAL LINE IN SCENE
BUNKO
Easy! Take it easy, brah -- it's creeper!
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MS: Segue: Still water surface
(A drop falls into water in slow motion, we see the ripples, slow. Then we see a more familiar trickle, as if someone is peeing into the water, not in slow motion, either. It wrecks the effect.)
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