Scene 4.19 - Sativa Playset
EST: EXT. Suburban Home, backyard - Saturday afternoon, Summer.
YOUNG SINGER V.O.
Kaptain Kool, savior of The Universe!
THIRD KID
(With doll:) Woody! Diablo's trying to enter the Forbidden Zone!
SECOND KID
(Poking Diablo's armless figure through a small gap in the wooden, backyard fence, HIS hand has a barely-noticeable gang marking on it, almost washed-away.) I’ll get you, Kaptain Kool!
THIRD KID
(With doll:) We've gotta move fast!
SECOND KID
You can't stop me!
(SECOND KID begins to climb tree with a limb hanging over the fence. Enter STAR DESTROYER SATIVA, with JOHN THOMAS and PATCH dolls inside. The battle is quick; and over when the kids see the SECOND KID'S graffiti which is barely-faded despite repeated washings. "SOOPER STOOPID" is still legible across his forehead. It’s passive, yet lethal to his inclusion among his peers. It’s worse than a beating. The pen is mightier than the bored.)
TELEVISION ANNOUNCER V.O.
Get to the enemy fast with The Star Destroyer Sativa! It has two sonic cannons, and an ejectable cockpit! Step into hyper-drive with The Star Destroyer Sativa!
FIRST KID'S SEXY MOM
(Leaning out the doorway-) Boys! Ready to go ride the roller-coasters?
SECOND KID
Roller-coasters!
FIRST KID
Uh, I don't think you should go. There's a lot of big kids there.
SECOND KID
Oh.
THIRD KID
We'll see ya later.
CUT TO: BOX WITH PICTURE OF KID HOLDING SATIVA & ASSEMBLED MODEL
TELEVISION ANNOUNCER V.O.
Action figures sold separately, not intended for small children. By Blunderbust, maker of educational toys since 1999.
FTB