Scene 4.07 - Destructobots
EST: INT. Bridge, Orb of Doom over Pacific Coast - Day.
(The ladies have all changed into their respectively-colored pilot outfits. None of the uniforms resemble one another. The only similarity is that they are all revealing uniforms of some sort and they make the women look sexy. Diablo wears black and silver.)
RUBY
Boss, we're approaching Lost Angeles.
DIABLO
Deploy the destructobots!
OPAL
Destructobot Alpha deployed.
JADE
Destructobot Omega deployed.
DIABLO
Copper, bring the Orb of Doom to level hover.
CUT TO: DESTRUCTOBOTS LANDING, ONE ON LAND, ONE IN WATER.
CUT TO: INT: BRIDGE, ORB OF DOOM
PEARL
Destructobot Alpha reports finding the ruins of the Cybertronic Institute For The Def.
AMBER
Destructobot Omega reports scanning a data vault among the ruins.
DIABLO
(Overjoyed:) Excellent! Excellent! Have them both go to the vault and report their findings. Confiscate any-and-all artifacts containing gold; even trace amounts.
COPPER
Level hover reached, mam. (Pause.) Professor, a ship from a lunar space lane has just entered the atmosphere, heading our way.
DIABLO
Ping them. Someone’s seemingly suicidal, I want to know who it is.
(PEARL nuzzles up to her.)
RUBY
Pinging her now, mam.
GOLDIE
It's a Central Command Warship. Registered as the L-S-D Indica.
DIABLO
Cats and mice! It's Kool and his montage of meddling minions!
PEARL
Oh!
DIABLO
Not now! Ruby, launch the drones! All of them! Intercept that ship! Amber, tell the destructobots to open the vault, get everything inside, and have them meet us at the Isle of Dread, post-haste.
AMBER
Sending those commands now, Doctor.
DIABLO
Launch the F-O-Ds! Copper Darling, I want you to take us out of here and get us safely to our secret-hideout before Kool arrives!
COPPER
Yes, mam.
DIABLO
They won't stand a chance against my Fighter Orbs of Destruction. In the air, nothing can defeat them, nothing! What a perfect time to be alive! I will defeat Central Command and that cursed Kaptain Kool in one, climatic stroke! Finally I will win! Ha! Ha! Ha!
(PEARL nuzzles even closer, hanging on her.)
WIPE: FIGHTER ORBS OF DESTRUCTION swarming L.S.D. INDICA.
FTB