Scene 6.13 - Another Short Scene With A Cameo
EST: INT. OBSERVATION ROOM - DARUKKEEN PALACE - NIGHT
(DUKE CHEETO walks into the room. The NIGHT GUARD comes to attention as he passes. BUNKO IDUNNO, wearing a dark, dusty spleefsuit collar, emerges from the shadows. DUKE CHEETO and BUNKO meet at the foot of the steps. The men give respect and disrespect knuckles and gang signs and embrace and then separate. They begin to chong until there's a fog about them...)
DUKE CHEETO
(Happily:) Bunko! What have you discovered about the Brew-men, Bunko -- tell me. Why haven't we heard from you? (Pause, reaction.) Wow, this is a short scene. Gee Bunko, I thought I didn't have that many scenes, but why am I complaining? I get to nail Jezebel in a flashback scene coming up -- it's in my contract, so it's gonna happen -- whatchoo got? Mind-blowing. Looks like the guard in the corner is the only person who's got less lines and less screen time than you do...
MS: The night guard shrugs and hits his own joint, looking at the camera in his own special way.
BUNKO
Ainokea, I get invite to cast party, yeah? Some real hot wahines in this one, yeah? So, my lord, howzit? I suspect much, yeah? I tink da kine Brew-men are da allies we seek... they are strong and fierce... they do not give their loyalty easily or quickly.... As you know, da Imperium has never been able to take a da kine census of the Brew-men. Everyone tinks dat dere but few -- wandering here and dere in da jungle.... Shoots! My lord, I suspect an incredible secret been kept on dis planet here, yeah?... I tink dat choke Brew-men exist in vast numbers... vast numbers... and it dey dat control Darukkus. (To us:) Wow, dis IS a short one...
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