Scene 1.02 - Femiphren-D
EST: EXT. A Suburban Bathroom - Day. Summer, 1969
FADE IN
(A young girl has rifled-through the bathroom cabinets and is on her hands-and-knees, chucking-out toilet paper, cleaning supplies, et cetera from various cabinets and drawers.)
YOUNG GIRL
Mom; like where'd the box o' tampons go?
YOUNG MOM
(Enters -- radiant, mature and smiling. She cheats to the camera:) Looks like a young girl I know is blossoming into a young woman. Here, Darling, they're kept here, under the sink.
YOUNG GIRL
Great. Hey, what's this? Femiphren-D?
YOUNG MOM
Of course, Sugar-Plum, it's Femiphren-D. No woman should go through cramps, discomfort or bloating without it.
YOUNG GIRL
Neat-o, what is it?
YOUNG MOM
Dearest child, why, Femiphren-D is the most-powerful menstrual relief medicine available without a prescription. It may cost a little more, but you'll be glad you chose Femiphren-D when all those nasty symptoms of menstrual discomfort simply disappear and you feel like a complete woman again.
GRANDMA
(Pops her head in:) And don't forget, Femiphren-D is loaded with Estrosedate (Ess-trow"-say-dah'-tay), a powerful additive that even helps relieve hot-flashes and (Gracefully opens door and displays her full-figure paisley mu-mu like a pageant winner:) symptoms of female menopause in the "fully-mature" woman.
YOUNG MOM
(Smiling:) Mother!
YOUNG GIRL
(Smiling:) Grandma!
GRANDMA
Now young lady, listen to your mother, and your grandmother, we'll tell you right every time. For relief of menstrual cramps or the onset of menopause, a woman's best friend is Femiphren-D.
CUT TO: Product and CG in small font
CG: Narvis-Segille Pharmaceuticals
TELEVISION ANNOUNCER V.O.
Fast-acting Femiphren-D. Available over the counter at your local pharmacy. Ask for it by name. Femiphren-D.
FTB