Scene 4.03 - Action Figures
ANIMATION STYLE 7
EST: INT. A basement of a suburban home - Saturday afternoon.
(Slightly different beat, same instruments, same singer. It’s the first of many shameless commercials. It starts innocently enough.)
YOUNG SINGER V.O.
Kaptain Kool, savior of The Universe!
FIRST KID
(With doll:) The Lava Monster is attacking!
SECOND KID
(Poking “sock puppets” out of a pile of fresh laundry -- FIRST KID'S MOTHER'S lingerie discreetly seen in pile.) Roaaaaarrrrrr!
THIRD KID
(With doll:) We're gonna need the rest of the team, Kaptain...
SECOND KID
Roaaarr! I'll get you, Kaptain Kool! Heh! Heh! Heh!
(Battle with multiple dolls ensues against the laundry pile -- thongs, bras and panties fly.)
TELEVISION ANNOUNCER V.O.
Battle the bad guys with your own Kaptain Kool Action Figures! There's John Thomas, Rod, Peter, Woody, Willie, and Dick. Collect all six and receive an online code to redeem your "Patch The Robotic Dog" action figure, not to be sold in stores! Fight for the good guys and protect humanity with the Kaptain Kool Action Figure Set!
SECOND KID
Aaaaaaaargh!
FIRST KID
Back into your hole, lava monster...
SECOND KID
I'll come again!
THIRD KID
And we’ll be waiting!
TELEVISION ANNOUNCER V.O.
(Dolls displayed:) Action figures sold seperately, not intended for small children. By Blunderbust, maker of educational toys since 1999.
FTB